I just want to tell you up front that I have nothing against cartoons. I like watching cartoons. It's just some things in today's kids shows seem creepy and wrong to me. Here are a few:
Yo Gabba GabbaI like the idea of the show. I like the characters, especially Muno. It's just that DJ Lance guy seems creepy to me. In his furry orange cap and jumpsuit, plus him being cheesy and over enthusiastic. It feels like something's wrong. I did some google-ing and I saw that some parents are creeped out too. Plus that Biz guy. He's the one in the neon background and does beatboxing. He looks creepy too. I dunno. Something feels wrong with the human cast of this show. Did you also see their teeth? It's cheesy yellow and not properly kept. LOL
DJ Lance Biz
Max & Ruby
I think this show is nice, and cute. I like how Max only says one word and repeats it all throughout the show. The wrong thing for me here is that Ruby feels bossy and sometimes, she doesn't listen to Max. She's more into what she and Louise are doing. It's like an early stage of neglect. But in the end, Max solves the problem or whatever they call it, and Ruby will realize how stupid she is. And like what Ate Apple said, "What the hell happened to Max & Ruby's parents?" hahahahahah Right, are they frekin abandoned or were they rebels or did they murder their parents as a result of hunger. LOL
Wonder Pets
I just don't like this show because of the duckling with the lisp. I just hate it. It's so annoying.
The Backyardigans
Oh yes! I'm hating on the Backyardigans. First of all, what is that pink thing Uniqua supposed to be? I know her name is derived from the word "unique" which means she's one of a kind, out of this world. But what I'm trying to say is where the heck did they get that look? Is it an alien or something? Second, their songs are just so annoying. They sing it over and over again. Especially that one episode where it's all about News Flash or something. It just got on my nerves. Plus the voices of the female characters are really really annoying. I have this thing against teeny-tiny, shrieky voices. The only character who works well for me is Austin, the purple kangaroo/dog/whatever-he-is cuz he's not really shown that much in the show.
Ni Hao Kai-Lan
I just want to say that I have nothing with Chinese people. It's just I don't get it why Nick Jr. has to make another "Dora-version" cartoon. I know it promotes culture and linguistics but can't they think of another way? It just irritates me when Kai-Lan repeats the same word all throughout the entire show. I hated Dora in the past and I still hate her now but I think she's way better than Kai-Lan because Dora's Spanish vocabulary has more variety in one episode than Kai-Lan's Chinese. I like the other characters though. But sometimes, they get angry and hit each other like in that one episode where the little monkey hit the tiger without any reason. It's so weird that they ask what happened when it happened like 1 foot away from them. This is just stupid.
Maggie and the Ferocious Beast
Maggie and the Ferocious Beast is a nice show. It's just that pig Hamilton who gets in my nerves. He's like this Ivy League, anal retentive, over analyzing character that doesn't make sense and ruins the entire moment. He's just irritating.
Olivia
Of all the animals in the entire world, why would they use the name Olivia on a pig? Why even bother make a cartoon full of pigs? And this one episode where they have an epidemic of itch, they name everything with -itis (itchyelbowitis, itchyfootitis...etm) Don't they know that -itis signifies inflammation? And you can't cure a fricking itch by dancing, and you don't have to go to the hospital and get admitted if your elbows itch or your feet itch. It's not like impetigo or psoriasis. You have to f*cking scratch your itch b*tch!!! LOL
Well, that ends my rant. LOL
I guess that means I'm not for kids shows. LOL
Tell me what you think
